Welcome to Night Vale


»
6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #HELENA #HELENA NO #orphan black #obspoilers 
11 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #cophine #NOT MY CLONE #orphan black #obspoilers 
14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #fuck you leekie #orphan black #obspoilers #i still think that was a lesbian joke 
aestheticoblivion:

mothernaturenetwork:

Powdered alcohol: Federal agency giveth … and then taketh awayDashing the hopes of frat boys everywhere, approval for the dehydrated booze was initially granted by the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau — but the agency is having second thoughts.

Good,cuz it’s fucking stupid.  Cuz u know what party people do with powdered substances.  They snort them.  You know what happens if you snort powdered alcohol? It goes to your brain, no liver to protect you, just brain.   Bad.

Natural selection?

aestheticoblivion:

mothernaturenetwork:

Powdered alcohol: Federal agency giveth … and then taketh away
Dashing the hopes of frat boys everywhere, approval for the dehydrated booze was initially granted by the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau — but the agency is having second thoughts.

Good,cuz it’s fucking stupid. Cuz u know what party people do with powdered substances. They snort them. You know what happens if you snort powdered alcohol? It goes to your brain, no liver to protect you, just brain. Bad.

Natural selection?

16 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #im going to hell for that comment #tw death #tw alcohol 

kristoffbjorgman:

rapeculturerealities:

leonquwata:

 (x)

reblogging here for that tag.  always be wary of people who don’t respect your space.  always.

image

oh

16 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #yep #important 

cosimasgeek:

Sarah trying to peek over Cosima’s glasses so she can actually see is my favourite thing

19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #orphan black #obspoilers #sarah manning #MY CLONE #cosima niehaus 

so i think im taking four classes and working on two different research projects over the summer?

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #brian does college 

hoboeroticmisha:

image

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

22 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #BEST #marvel 
1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #MY CLONE #cophine #orphan black #obspoilers #cosima 
obscurus-nox:

amateurlanguager:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added

I can only guess what it says in Russian there. That writing is insane.

obscurus-nox:

amateurlanguager:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added

I can only guess what it says in Russian there. That writing is insane.

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #wht the actual fuck 
highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #marvel #the avengers #best 

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #best 

cozsima:

blacksmokeandbrightlight:

headcanon where carlos and cecil are having sex for the first time and carlos takes off cecils pants and finds a microphone there

"Oh Carlos!"

"You ready Cecil? …Cecil, is this a practical joke? I know we haven’t done this before and…"

"What ever do you mean Carlos? I would never do anything that horrible to you!"

"Cecil, why is there a microphone there?"

"What do you mean my love?"

"I’m serious, why is there a microphone there?"

"That’s always been there my darling; if you don’t want to do this right now that’s perfectly fine, maybe another…"

"CECIL. SERIOUSLY. WHY IS YOUR PENIS A MICROPHONE. THIS ISN’T NORMAL."

"You mean yours isn’t!? How do you do the customary post-sex rap battle then?"

"Wh.. What? Cecil, there’s no such thing as a post-sex rap battle into the other person’s penis."

"Of course there is my dear! It comes right before the sacrifice to the blood gods that we forget the entire rap battle! That’s what makes it successful sex! Didn’t they teach you this stuff in your ‘science school’?"

"I… You… But… Oh fine whatever."

and then they fucked

oh my god what the fuck bri

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #cecilos #welcome to night vale #fanfic #nsfw #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist 

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #you will never know 

You’re kinda like the second leading female on this show, right? When you actually think about it.

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #evelyne brochu #orphan black #tru tho