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sexpai:

CHARACTER MEME;

→ Riza Hawkeye

23 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #fma #RIZA #MY SNIPER #RIZA HAWKEYE 

painbows:

Hanji is Steve Irwin and Moblit is the camera guy who gets increasingly worried.

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #HANJI #SnK #MY SOLDIER 
The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.
- Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)
1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #got #got spoilers #ding dong the bitch is dead #joffrey 

theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #EVERY TIME #happy tag 

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #actually tho 

arendellekingdom:

Do you think she knows how to knock?

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #RUDE AS FUCK #frozen #anna 
ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that.

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that.

2 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #BEST #frozen #hans #elsa #MY QUEEN 
phanof-bands:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


No that’s me when I hear something at night

phanof-bands:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

No that’s me when I hear something at night

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #SO CUTE 
lo-giene:

for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire

lo-giene:

for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire

2 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #TARYN #nsfw #? 
3 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #please be satire please be satire #sbpositive #bisexual erasure 
scientifrick:

stuffed carrot for loneliness

scientifrick:

stuffed carrot for loneliness

3 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #DO NOT FUCK THE CARROT 

IN OTHER NEWS: THE PETITION TO LEGALLY RECOGNIZE NONBINARY GENDERS IS 18,000 SIGNATURES FROM HITTING ITS GOAL

translucentclit:

otheranonymous:

otheranonymous:

clrama:

SIGN IT HERE

A LITTLE OVER 18,000 STILL NEEDED IN THE NEXT FOURTEEN DAYS

ONLY FOURTEEN DAYS LEFT

PLEASE SIGN IT, IT WILL ONLY TAKE YOU THREE MINUTES OR SO, PLEASE HELP BE A FORCE OF CHANGE

Reblogging every time it shows up on my dash without fail

YOOOOOOOOO

3 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #SIGNAL BOOST #COME ON PEOPLE #gsrm 

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

image

DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

3 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #this is a lesson in reading the labels #every time 
zubat:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.


Science is so wonderful and so terrifying

zubat:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

Science is so wonderful and so terrifying

3 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #MIKE WE'RE DOING THIS #science 
johnny-fucking-appleseed:

thissongsacurse:

This is how I imagine genderfluid people

This is exactly how genderfluid people work.

johnny-fucking-appleseed:

thissongsacurse:

This is how I imagine genderfluid people

This is exactly how genderfluid people work.

3 days ago on April 13th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #if only if only #danny phantom #gsrm