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jimmynovakisaved:

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

  • makes the bed in the mornings
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote
  • is the bigger cuddler
  • does the laundry
  • mows the lawn
  • shops for groceries
  • comes home drunk at 3am
  • makes breakfast
  • remembers to feed the fish
  • decorates the apartment
  • initiates duets
  • falls asleep first
3 days ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 week ago on August 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #ned the piemaker #emilyyyyyy #pushing daisies #lee pace 
1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #this is terrifying 

ryan-the-mad-king-haywood:

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #every time 

TRUE ZODIAC PREDICTIONS 99.9999% GUARANTEED SO RELATABLE YOU WILL BE MYSTIFIED

Aries: You will celebrate your birthday between March 21st and April 19th
Taurus: You will celebrate your birthday between April 20th and May 20th
Gemini: You will celebrate your birthday between May 21st and June 20th
Cancer: You will celebrate your birthday between June 21st and July 22nd
Leo: You will celebrate your birthday between July 23rd and August 22nd
Virgo: You will celebrate your birthday between August 23rd and September 22nd
Libra: You will celebrate your birthday between September 23rd and October 22nd
Scorpio: theres a chocolate coin in your ass remove it b4 ur nxt dr's appt.
Sagittarius: You will celebrate your birthday between November 22nd and December 21st
Capricorn: You will celebrate your birthday between December 22nd and January 19th
Aquarius: You will celebrate your birthday between January 20th and February 18th
Pisces: You will celebrate your birthday between February 19th and March 20th
1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #jfc 

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #LEGO movie #actual best 

soofdope:

Warehouse 13 + text posts: part 2.
[Part 1]

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #warehouse 13 #bering and wells #i have a lot of FEELINGS 
stunningpicture:

I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result

stunningpicture:

I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #woah 

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

forever upset that this was not in the movie

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Goddamn these books are gold mines

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #actual best #harry potter 

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #omfg #history 
1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #BEST #CAPTAIN AMERICA #marvel 

steampunktendencies:

Locked In Time

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #STEAMPUNK 

notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #i think that's the point though #he's really incredibly thick and is only there to hit on her #danny phantom 
sadellite:

THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING

sadellite:

THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #EVERY TIME #EVERY FUCKING TIME 

cassywinchestertheangel:

"you are what you want to be."
1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #doctor who #one of 11's great lines