Powdered alcohol: Federal agency giveth … and then taketh away
Dashing the hopes of frat boys everywhere, approval for the dehydrated booze was initially granted by the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau — but the agency is having second thoughts.
Good,cuz it’s fucking stupid. Cuz u know what party people do with powdered substances. They snort them. You know what happens if you snort powdered alcohol? It goes to your brain, no liver to protect you, just brain. Bad.
reblogging here for that tag. always be wary of people who don’t respect your space. always.
Sarah trying to peek over Cosima’s glasses so she can actually see is my favourite thing
so i think im taking four classes and working on two different research projects over the summer?
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added
I can only guess what it says in Russian there. That writing is insane.
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
headcanon where carlos and cecil are having sex for the first time and carlos takes off cecils pants and finds a microphone there
"You ready Cecil? …Cecil, is this a practical joke? I know we haven’t done this before and…"
"What ever do you mean Carlos? I would never do anything that horrible to you!"
"Cecil, why is there a microphone there?"
"What do you mean my love?"
"I’m serious, why is there a microphone there?"
"That’s always been there my darling; if you don’t want to do this right now that’s perfectly fine, maybe another…"
"CECIL. SERIOUSLY. WHY IS YOUR PENIS A MICROPHONE. THIS ISN’T NORMAL."
"You mean yours isn’t!? How do you do the customary post-sex rap battle then?"
"Wh.. What? Cecil, there’s no such thing as a post-sex rap battle into the other person’s penis."
"Of course there is my dear! It comes right before the sacrifice to the blood gods that we forget the entire rap battle! That’s what makes it successful sex! Didn’t they teach you this stuff in your ‘science school’?"
"I… You… But… Oh fine whatever."
and then they fucked
oh my god what the fuck bri
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
You’re kinda like the second leading female on this show, right? When you actually think about it.